Assassin’s Kittens Unity
I haven’t agreed with a tag more
'no homo' God says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost
Reading this was so satisfying woah
Tumblr Teaches History
I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr.
I can’t decide which is the funniest, the Austrian army fighting itself, or the Irish joke. And before you hate me, I will tell you that the Irish portion of my family was the most recent portion of my family to come to this country, in 1860, so we know from no potatoes.
And the Scots portion came over in 1745 knowing one day they would get another bite at the English, and they did. And the Pennsylvania Dutch came over around that time, for bigger farms and religious freedom. I’m glad they can’t tune in to television and radio now.
And our Onondaga portion met the boats, not happily.
History: you either laugh or you cry.
you better jack, cuz you aint gettin jill tonight..
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
Okamiden (2009) baby kamis and new kamis.
OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.
1. That cop needs to be shot in the dick
2. Excellent tip for us new drivers
"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses
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